
They can collide protons at the speed of light with energies reminiscent of the Big Bang. Most of the accelerator operates at almost absolute zero Kelvin (colder than the emptiness of outer space). But they can't seem to cool an office down below 88 degrees, and they have to send out friendly reminders like these to people warning them not to sweat to death. "Don't wait until you're thirsty"? What a joke...
Physicists aren't so smart when they aren't doing physics. Most of us aren't terribly smart when we are doing physics also but fortunately nobody else has any idea what we're talking about so they don't catch on.
ReplyDeleteWhat!? What?! Blah, blah, blah, I am so smart I have no common sense, blah. I mean, I have a doctorate and I manage to avoid heat exhastion. P.S. it is 100 degrees in Georgia. Blah.
ReplyDeleteYou have air conditioning!!! That technology is no where close to coming to our part of Europe. We rely on the oscillating fan!
ReplyDeleteSome people are so smart they're stupid! Watch out!
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