Joe bought a grill from Jumbo and some awesome kababas from the Migros. I set to work building it because I like to build things and I was hungry. About thirty minutes into construction I started to worry that perhaps this was not the charcoal grill we thought it was...rather perhaps it was a propane grill. Ronny read the special care and it said under no circumstances are you to convert this grill into a charcoal grill. The world will open up and you will be sucked into a vortex. Okay, maybe that part didn't happen, but we certainly felt time stand still as we looked at the grill in pieces and the 10 kilogram bag of charcoal. Anybody need charcoal? We'll trade you for a propane tank.
Joe bought a grill from Jumbo and some awesome kababas from the Migros. I set to work building it because I like to build things and I was hungry. About thirty minutes into construction I started to worry that perhaps this was not the charcoal grill we thought it was...rather perhaps it was a propane grill. Ronny read the special care and it said under no circumstances are you to convert this grill into a charcoal grill. The world will open up and you will be sucked into a vortex. Okay, maybe that part didn't happen, but we certainly felt time stand still as we looked at the grill in pieces and the 10 kilogram bag of charcoal. Anybody need charcoal? We'll trade you for a propane tank.
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ReplyDeleteI don't think those instructions were meant for you. Surely, if we can trust Ronny and Joe to collide particles together at TERA electron volts of energy thereby creating miniature black holes and never before seen particles, we can trust them to figure out a way to use charcoal in a 'propane' grill. Or tell them just to throw it in the accelerator for a few seconds, that should cook it real quick.
ReplyDeleteNice job putting it together though.