As some of you may know, my brother Richie has sent me on a mission to procure a chicken with feet. Now, you may be asking "Jeannette, don't all chicken have feet at some point?" Good question. Yes they do. However, in America we chop those bad boys off before they make it to your neighborhood grocer. Not necessarily the case here. In many places, the butcher and the farmer's market for sure, you can buy a chicken avec les pieds (with the feet). Sunday I went to the farmer's market to accomplish my mission. It was really really cold, like 19 degrees and it was snowing. We thought Spring was around the corner, but no, winter hit us in the face. It was so cold my thighs were numb. Just in case you didn't know, jeans are not made for warmth. Anyways, I got in line with Ronny to purchase the chicken, but I was in the rotisserie chicken line, which in-and-of-itself was overwhelming. There was a lot of yelling in French, it was very fast. I realized my error and changed lines. That's when I saw it. Right in front of me...a chicken...with feet...and a head! The head was tucked up under with a tuft of feathers sticking out. Now, I'm afraid of birds. The fact that I'm even considering buying a chicken with feet is a big deal. But a head?! I draw lines! My heart starting beating a little bit faster and I started to get the "oh god there's a bird in my personal space feeling". Needless to say, we did not buy the chicken. Ronny actually said that a chicken with a head was taking the joke too far. We also have really crappy knives. Imagine the horror if we tried to cut off the head and our knives couldn't cut it?! Oh...I shudder to think. Never fear, I have some time left, and I will continue to look for a chicken with just feet.